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Wednesday, December 17, 2008

loud sleeper

-People make funny noises when they sleep. This is a fact.

-Most common is snoring. Some are really loud. I mean really loud. A few guys have reptuations for their snoring. That is what happens when 130 guys share living quarters. You pick up on stuff like that.

-Sleep noises are no longer cute. When your spouse has a slight snore when s/he is sick, you can give a slight smile and oooh and awe at how you live him/her. When my daughter snores her infant snores, my wife and I stand back and admire her innocence.

-Innocence is no longer an applicapable term for some people.

-SOme people are loud. A guy the other night kept yelling in his sleep. The guys who slept around him made this gentleman leave. He then tried to sleep near where my office is located. Every 5 minutes he would start violently yelling and rolling on the ground. As soon as I would wake him up, he would apologize for the distraction. This repeated 5 or 6 times. It was kind of weird.

-A lot of people fart in their sleep. And cough. And yawn. A lot of old man sounds. Its kind of like nature sounds cds, or enya. Except a little different.


Ben

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